| tomjohnson | David received a parrot for his birthday.this parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocaburlary.every word was expletive.Those that weren/t expletives were to say the least, rude.David tried hard to change the birds attitude and wasconstanly saying polite words,playing softmusic, andanything else thatcame to mind Nothing worked.He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madderand ruder.Finally in a moment of desperation, Davidput the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking,kicking and screaming and then,suddenly all wasquiet.David,frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird,quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Davids Extended arm and said,I/m sorry that I offeneded you with my language and actions. I askfor yourforgiveness. David wasastounded at the birds change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, May i ask what the chicken did?
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of thecar, nearly hit a bus,went up on the sidewalk,and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said ))Hey man, don/tever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!. The passenger apologised and said he did/trealise that a little tap could scare him so much.The driver replied, Sorry,its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver-Ive been driving hearses for the last25 years!!
Tom
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