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New Humor Folder
RetroPer several requests, a humor folder has been created Ride safe! Retro

"Life may begin at 30, but it get's real interesting around 150."
KCLu(Lu raising her hand to ask a question... and considering it acknowledged) So... are we to restrict the use of humor to that folder? If so, I'm screwed... if I get lucky. Ride safe & Sparkly! Lu
Sgt.BFound this one, I thiks the guy is related to Retro somehow http://www.blackdogdualsport.com/jokes/resized/montanasatnightResized.jpg
RetroNope....that guy's on a 185. Mine's a 175 Ride safe! Retro

"Life may begin at 30, but it get's real interesting around 150."
jhawker2000GO AHEAD, TRY NOT TO SING ALONG.... THE BOBBIT BEVERLY HILLBILLIES (Bet you can't read this without singing to it!!!) Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John. A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone It seems one night after getting with the wife She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife. PENIS, That Is. Clean Cut. Missed His Nuts. Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend. CURVE, That is Tossed the Nub. In the Shrub. She went to the cops and confessed to the attack And they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. FOUND, That Is By a Fence. Evidence. Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a Dick Doc said, "Hey! I can fix that dong!" A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed WHIZZED, That Is Even Seam, Straight Stream Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape VIDEO, That Is Unexposed. Case Closed. Y'all sleep on Your Stomachs Now, Ya Hear!!
Billy Dodge City, Ks
TheKingWell, Jayhawker, after that one...this thread just died. I think you outdid yourself!
jhawker2000Is an apology required? If so consider it rendered.
Billy Dodge City, Ks
KCLuRendered? Ain't that what ya do to fat to make soap? Ride Safe & Sparkly! Lu